The English Lesson

“The English Lesson” tells the story of a wormy, closeted momma’s boy who gets his comeuppance from a Croatian gangster and his sex-starved wife. There’s not a likable character in it and a very large part of me wishes it had been my thesis project at UCLA.

You can download the pdf here or scroll down. I promise that (I think) it’s funny. I want somebody to make this film.

“The Buick” – A Short Story

While she was alive, he had hated her car: a white 2004 Buick LaSabre, as generic as his coupe was particular. It was sluggish. It started, stopped and turned with flabby, gelatin imprecision.